smooon: oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react. me “Fuck you bitch, I’ve got someone to feed me other than you.”
hussiempreg: fartass: There are so many things that kill me about this video every time I see it, without fail. the deadpan, completely apathetic look on the kid’s face - the entire time, not just while he was touching his weiner, which is fucked up enough the soft, acoustic music playing in the background, like little Ricky went through the trouble to put on his Iron & Wine CD before...
k1mkardashian: aren’t there porn olympics? i’d rather watch that. omg like loudest orgasm, longest cumshot, etc.